Dear Subway Goers,

You cannot just slowly, mosey your way on up the stairs coming up out of the subway. No. That's just not acceptable. Now those who physically have a more difficult time getting up each step, understandable. By no means is this directed to you. But to those who have complete capability to charge on up those stairs please do so. Better yet, you need to. To the couple this morning who took their sweet time getting on up, who decided it was necessary to pause on each and every stair, I ask you--what were you doing? What was so interesting that you found yourself needing to pause every other second? The glorious art of the subway stairs? That can't be it, there isn't any. Were you lost? Because last time I checked, stairs aren't hard, its either up or down. Not to mention the fact that you both took up the entire stairway. Seriously? You, the slow-poke couple, made me miss my connecting train. Thanks for that. You ruined the pace of my morning. You must be tourists.
Sincerely,
The peeved individual who unfortunately got stuck behind you